Saturday, January 7, 2023

Too much or too little b'stard?

 Wow is it that long since I wrote  a new post?

I moved to the south coast in Dorset over a decade ago and during a week of high winds and rain after xmas I got to thinking about all the beautiful woman I have dated in my life and why all those relationships faded and came to an end.

Not being slow at coming forward I was never that lovely man you hear women talking about. It didn't take long once I started having sex to realise being 'nice' actually got me nowhere and I was only pretending anyway. Sometimes women want to be made love to, not very often, maybe once or a few times a year, the rest of the time they like being fucked like a whore and it was my job to get that job done and OMG was I good at it.

One night I remember licking a pussy, as you do, then I stopped and while looking at it told it exactly what filth was about to happen to it. I told it that I was gonna part it like the sea of Galilee and get as many men that crossed it to fuck it... well she orgasmed at the though of that before I had even entered her. She told me once that she loved it when I talked filthy dirty to her as it made her feel like a dirty slut! In general that worked on most of them

Another time I used a similar technique was in a car park late one night, I got her to take all her clothes of so I could play with her and like a good girl she did as she was told. She lent her back against the passenger window while I got to work. She was slightly nervous and I thought this is going to take all fkng night soooo

I told her not to turn around as there was a guy outside her window watching her. Then I said OMG he's got his cock out and is wanking now, its fuking HUGE but don't turn around. Suddenly she became extremely responsive.

She kept on asking me about this fictitious man so I increased the excitement for her telling her he's rubbing it on the window followed by he wants me to open the window now... What do you think he wants? she stupidly asked, 'He wants his cock between your legs stupo' I said. She crunched my fingers, I knew she was nearly there so I told her OMG the dirty bastard is cumming on the window right behind your head, loads of it, loads and loads. Yep, she clenched and had a very powerful orgasm as she turned around to see his window mess.

She said 'you bastard, you're lying to me aren't you'? I smiled and said 'would I lie to you my darling? he wiped it off'. As she inspected the window I licked my pointy finger and marked up yet another invisible point.

This is just a tiny bit of what I can recall, however as women change with the wind its almost impossible to keep the right level of bastardness to keep a woman interested or for longer than a few months tops?

I did had one girlfriend who was good at vocalising her desires and was only too happy to tell me as I started tenderly 'you can stop right there, I wanna be fucked not played with...'

Those were the days...

Let me know if you would like more? tales that is, NOT cock.





Sunday, July 12, 2020

The Cruise

Wow.
Life goes on and although I haven't posted in a while the naughty fun did not stop!

I went on a cruise in 2018. I live alone, no regular girlfriend and quite like it that way.
The cruise was a treat to me and the last thing on my mind was sex, it was as much for RnR as anything else.

Anyway that's not why you are here.

The ship was full of elderly people and lots of old women which isnt really my thing... HOWEVER there was this absolutely beautiful brunette in her mid 30's on the ship with her parents and husband,
She smoked he didn't. I smoke so was always on the side of the ship for those who do.
I noticed her mainly due to the overloaded bikini top she was wearing the first time she appeared on my radar.
OMG fit as fuck I thought. Half my age and not much chance of relieving the weight from her bikini top straps!
She didnt notice me anyway.
After several days she was on the smoking deck with her husband and actually smiled and said hi followed by some vacation type pleasantries,.
That night after dinner was over I was out on deck having a smoke wearing my white tux, I still look good when dressed up.
Everyone on that deck got to know others and she breezed out looking around for someone she knew and spied me, she came over slightly tipsy, kissed my cheek and said a big hello, how are you?
Well well well I thought.
She told me her husband was in the casino and she was only out for a few minutes for some reason. She said I haven't seen you with anyone are you cruising alone? Oh yes I said.No grief that way. She said I know the feeling, stubbed out her cigarette and left with a big smile.
I really couldn't make her out but hey she smelt and looked good.
It was a 10 day cruise and I noticed her and her husband several times but never made any eye contact with her.
Keeping myself to myself the vacation progressed then it was night 8 onboard just night 9 before we docked.
After dinner I watched the show and went on deck to smoke a big fat expensive cigar I had bought.  The deck was really busy, in fact packed. I saw her walk out on deck with him holding her hand and surprise surprise, she walked him over and introduced me to him. Ffs I thought.
He said so you are the man who keeps her safe when shes out here alone? I said at my age its all I can do now which seemed to satisfy him I wasn't some young hunk trying to get into her knickers!
We  all chatted about the crap you do on holiday with strangers, she stood to my left he was on my right. I had my left hand in my pocket which she slowly pushed herself against.
The ship was moving and she was slightly drunk so I wasn't sure if she was doing this on purpose or by accident. So, not one to be shy I gauged her clit would be nearest my middle finger so I pushed it onto her. If she moved it was an accident if she stayed there it was on purpose. She pushed herself onto my finger harder.
Fighting back an instant erection I moved my finger against her through her thin dress. OMG she very slightly opened her legs wider as she laughing told her husband she still hadn't got her sea legs. She pushed herself closer as a woman passed her and I knew my finger was by her hole so I lifted it up and bingo. Is she had been naked it would have been inside her. I felt her rm move and she slightly pinched my left ass cheek. She then moved away and shuffled herself to her husbands side,.
WTF is she playing at I thought.
They made some pleasantries and said good night, he shook my hand she kissed my cheek whispering "tomorrow".
Tomorrow WHAT I thought? This could be dangerously interesting/
The next and last day at sea arrived and I didnt see hide nor hair of her. Must admit I thought shit, fuck and sod it.
I had a great day, evening dinner then as usual on the smoking deck which was ever busier than usual. They both came out so she could smoke, they stood away from me and I thought that's it then. Next I knew she had come over by herself, she asked me if I was on deck all evening, I said yes, she whispered see you later then shhh then they both left the deck with him waving a hi at me.
Anyway lets get to it.
She came back on deck alone about an hour later waling straight up to me. Kissed me on the lips and rubbed her hand gently on my cock, she said quietly he was in the casino and was winning a bit and getting pissed, she would be out before bed if I was still around and she was trying to get him to go to bed if he had enough to drink adding "if you want me to".
I said if its safe do it....
Suffice to say I waited on deck about an hour and a half and she appeared, she said I'm taking him up to bed he thinks Im going to my parents room for a night cap, I will see you in half an hour.
I almost ran to my room, washed my dick, sprayed aftershave on etc.

She was wearing a thin ivory coloured dress with no underwear, wow she looked hot as she came back on deck almost right on 30 minutes.She kissed me again and said quick, wheres your cabin? I will just follow you OK.
The throb had started. We headed to my cabin with her a respectable distance behind me just in case I guess.
I had the card key ready, opened my cabin door as she swooshed in behind me. She was kissing me as the door closer did its thing and I had my hand straight between her legs.
Her dress was strappy and it fell off her shoulder onto the cabin floor, fucking hell she was built and fit phew.
She said we have to be quick in case he wakes up.I said how quick, she said just fuck me.
Well I certainly dont need to be told that twice as I pushed her towards the writing table lifting her ass on to it.
I kneeled down, pulled her pussy apart to reveal how wet she was and bit her clit, she liked that, then I roughly licked her to get her as turned on as I could with the limited time we had together.
She made a lot of noise, I stood up and forced my cock inside her bareback.
She arched her back as she tried to get every bit inside her. I bent over to bite her nipples OMG this woman was responsive. After a few minutes fucking her on the table I lifted her up and threw her on the bed. It seemed whatever I did to her made her moan more.
I forced her legs wide apart and fucked her missionary then she got on top and was riding me like a crazed cowgirl. There was no doubt any neighbouring rooms would not know what was happening in my cabin.
Its obvious its going to be a fast fuck, I all but dragged her off the bed and bent her over to fuck her doggy style which was obviously her favourite position.
I stuck my finger uo her ass hole as I fucked her which made her moan even more then thought fuck it shes getting it up the ass.
After spitting on it I slid two fingers in her ass, she loved it then I slowly slipped it up her. I hel her by her hips so she couldnt easily move and fucked her tight asshole.
She aid cum in my mouth, cum in my mouth, I wasnt near before she said that but I let her hips go and she sank to her knees taking my cock in her mouth, I was so turned on it was a nice very hard throbbing one, a bit bigger and fatter than usual.
She was ragging my cock so I held her hair tightly to slow her down then face fucked her until I started jerking cum into her mouth.
She pulled her mouth away and let my cum splatter her face and tongue then she sucked the last drops out and finally kissed the end several times.
She stood up and gave me a huge wide open mouth kiss (bitch, I hate getting my own back) holding me tightly, the, as though nothing had happened she got her dress on and her shoes headed towards the door, stopping to wipe her face in the mirror then turned around, came back, kissed me again, checked her hair and left....
What a girl!

Monday, January 25, 2016

Did I mention Lilly? Women plan things you know...

I was thinking about me and Lilly, Lillian as she preferred to be called. She didn't like anything being shortened as I was going to find out.
She was a customer of mine and from the very first time I set eyes on her I thought posh, sexy, built and I'd love to fuck HER brains out. Lilly, if she reads this she will hate me calling her that but hey, was another blonde that popped briefly into my life, Big blue eyes and a perfect white smile, she was one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. At the time I still owned a taxi and I had seen her walking through town on several occasions until the day she stepped into mine on a rainy afternoon.
Sitting in the rear behind the passenger seat I knew she was aloof and sensible and slowly looked over my left shoulder to ask her where she wanted to go, my eyes looked at her face not her legs or tits as, like I said, she is very stunning looking.


For once I thought Id keep my mouth shut and just look at her face in the rear view mirror, she was mesmerising me. She said, you are unusually quiet for a taxi driver, I said, you are paying for the ride not my pearls of wisdom and she laughed out loud. That's why I picked your cab she said as the guy in the taxi at the front has a bit too much to say if you understand what I mean, I nodded.
We arrived at what I presumed was her house, very nice, I told her what the fare was and jumped out to help her with her shopping bags. She seemed quite surprised as all 6'2" of me opened her door and leant in to take the bags from her hands. I dont know what perfume she was wearing but she smelt lovely. Carefully placing the bags just inside her front door so the bottoms didnt get wet she handed me a £5 note for the £4 fare said, keep the change and asked for a business card, which, of course, I handed over.

I didn't see or hear from her for a couple of months then got a call one day to ask if I was working that weekend at night which I was. She made arrangements to collect her then 3 other friends for a girls night out in a gastro pub about 12 miles out of town, a nice fare I thought. I collected her friends from their £million houses and I sighed within as I realised the only chance Id ever have with Lilly was a FAT chance.
Over the next few months I became 'her' taxi driver and she slowly became more talkative. By now knew each others relationship status so she was surprised when I collected her for a taxi ride to Birmingham one night with the news Id left my wife and wasn't going back, ever. I picked her up for the 20 mile return journey at about 1am, she was slightly drunk and more friendly and open than usual and for the first time sat in the front of my saloon car taxi. Perfume works on me and whatever she was wearing smelt absolutely gorgeous, like a woman but very subtle.
I had always been nothing but professional and a total gentleman as far as Lilly was concerned as she wasn't a slut like I usually ended up with. Arrived at her house, jumped out the car and walked around to open the passenger door, I'm sure her skirt was a lot longer when she was in the car as it was as I offered her a hand to assist her out! I couldn't help but look at her lovely shapely legs, wow this woman was hot.
She shakily stood up as the fresh air seemed to affect her and grabbed my arm to steady herself, she held my hand and asked if I minded walking her to the front door. bears and woods comes to mind.
She was groggy and unstable and asked me if I minded walking her to her bedroom as she still held my hand tightly and tried to unstrap her high heeled shoes. Fuck me you can imagine where my mind was going BUT she was drunk and I had respect for her so I walked her to her bedroom, sat her down on her queen sized bed and said goodnight and walked out locking her front door.....
OMG did I want this woman, she was in my thoughts every day over the next two weeks.

I have written the above to set the scene..........................

Over xmas and New Year I picked her & her wealthy part time boyfriend up three times, the last time they had an awful row in a hotel in Birmingham after a charity do and she called me to collect her ASAP. All the way back all she wanted to talk about was my wife I'd left, what she was like, why I'd left etc which I was uncomfortable about discussing. Then she got onto sex of all subjects... women and alcohol are a dangerous mix. Her questioning became more intimate about my wife, and me being me I answered her questions with candour. She didn't bat an eyelid which surprised me. We arrived at her house and as usual I walked round and opened the passenger door, she invited me in after finding out she was my last fare for the night and I was off home, offering me a wee dram which I declined. She said she was going to stay up a while if  I'd had a drink but as I wasn't she was going to bed and did I mind unzipping her dress as she'd had to get Peter (not his real name) to zip her up earlier. Turning around I saw the zip went all he way down to her ass, I said you want it unzipping all the way, yes, she said. I grappled with the bloody catch at the top of her dress and slid the zip down. It was an expensive well made tight fitting dress and as I unzipped her I saw she had no bra on, her naked back was giving me an erection but not as much as when the zipper was all the way down as she had no panties on either. I'm thinking jesus fucking christ.....
I said 'I have to go NOW, you're doing my head in.  and I left, YES I left her house.

January 6th mobile flashes up Lilly and my face breaks into a massive smile. She apologises profusely about her behaviour the week before and asks me what I'm doing that Sunday night as she would like to meet me for a drink. Nothing I said and we made the plans. This happened every Sunday over the next three weeks, Id collect her by taxi and get my mate to collect us later drop her off then me. Nothing happened, we just chatted, to be honest I liked her company and being out with a stunner was doing my cred and ego a world of good. On the last Sunday she asked me about the following week and asked me if I minded picking her up in my 4x4 as she fancied going out of town for a change which I didn't mind at all.



OK... here we go... I collected her at 8pm as usual, she was unusually sluttily dressed, in fact looked like a very expensive tart. She asked me if she looked OK I said fucking gorgeous, she said I thought you would like this outfit!

Lilly said she didn't really fancy any alcohol but did I mind talking instead, I thought how odd, but said yeah that's fine and she asked me if I knew anywhere quiet to drive to? 'Yep I know exactly the place' and drove there.

We were in the Cotswolds in a really quiet place I knew, engine off I turned to face her and she pulled me head towards her and open mouth kissed me. I melted, my heart thumped so hard, my bloody saliva dried up in my mouth ffs. She smelled so sexy, her perfume was like a sex drug to me. She pulled away from me and rested her cheek against mine, this moment was very intimate. She whispered "do what you want to me but do it hard, I want you,,," I don't get gobsmacked but I was.
She wanted ME to do what I wanted to HER? More like she wanted a filthy degrading experience.

I dragged her tits out, nothing subtle there. Pinched one nipple as I bit he other one so hard I thought my teeth might bite it off completely. That got her animated and I knew she really wanted it rough as I pulled her skirt up and pulled her black thong aside. Pushing her legs wide open I slid two fingers straight up her, that made her wince, I roughly manipulated her cunt pulling on her lips and squeezing her clit, she was in ecstasy and moving her hips like she wanted cock so I got out the 4x4  and dragged her out to the bonnet and although it was bloody cold I forced her tits onto it and forced my cock inside her. She backed onto me time and time again and had her first orgasm on me. It was fucking freezing cold so I told her to get back in the motor. she asked me if I had a towel which believe it or not I did which she slid under her ass. She said finger me hard, as many as you can get in me, I have big hands so maybe three was the maximum.
I started fingering her really hard as she had my cock in her hand, I git a bit rough with her and in seconds she had squirted all over the bloody windscreen as she screamed with pleasure (or pain as I was being really rough with her) the harder I fingered her the more she squirted, the more she squirted the harder she squeezed my cock. She was soaking my car ffs then she grabbed me and stuck my head between her legs and did an almighty squirt on me, oh fuck it was so disgustingly horny that I shot my load into her hand.... she all but collapsed... heavy breathing and her stomach muscles contracting like she was getting electrotherapy.

I switched the engine and heating on full as I looked at this beautiful woman in my car, sitting on a soaked seat, semi naked, orgasmed and still smelling beautiful. She sat up, held out her arms and surprised me by holding me tightly cheek to cheek then another open mouthed kiss, I rarely kiss.

Lilly looked into my eyes with her big blue ones and said "thank you" ....  It was over as fast as it had begun.

I have a secret little place in my heart where Lilly lives shhhhh






Sunday, January 24, 2016

An update

Wow it seems like a lifetime since I wrote about the ups and downs of my life as a single male. I thought should I kiss and tell and as women do why the hell shouldn't I?

OK down to the steamy hotel receptionist...

I've been working away most of 2015 and travelled all over the UK staying mostly in cheap budget excuses for hotels. Anyway I ended up late evening in one of these in Wales a few months ago between the end of summer season and pre winter party season. It was a Friday night so the builders and cheap sales reps who usually populate these places had all gone home.
I was stinking from driving all day, in fact I'd been in my vehicle since 7am and I arrived at the hotel at 10pm.
She, the blonde receptionist, gave me a wonderful welcoming smile and the stress of the day melted away in an instant. I checked out her eyebrows and yep, she was a genuine blonde unless she dyed her eyebrows which most bottle blondes don't. Her company blouse looked like it was either a size too small or she had it tailored to fit her pert tits like a second skin, either way they looked worth slapping around a bit. I checked in and said I'd see her in a bit as wanted a cigarette. She smiled one of those naughty smiles I imagine every half decent guy gets from her.
Five minutes later I was back in reception having sprayed on some Bentley after shave my brother had given me. She smiled that smile again and for a moment I wondered if she genuinely fancied me... nah!
I sucked the life out of my cigarette as it was starting to rain plus I needed a shower before I was too tired and made my way back into reception. As the automatic doors swooshed open my mind went into shit or bust mode and I walked to the desk she was sitting behind as she slid to the side of her chair, opening her legs to balance herself to put something in a filing cabinet at her side, her skirt rode up and I could see her hold ups or stocking top lace. OMG my blood started pumping faster all on its own. She turned to face me obviously noticing my eyes were between her thighs and said sorry! I said dont apologise, that's the best view I'm likely to get including those Welsh mountains. She actually blushed. I had to ask, are those holdups or stockings? Hold ups she replied as suspenders stick through these thin skirts. Go on I said give me a twirl AND she did.
Being the down to earth bloke I am I said that's one hell of an ass you have..She said thanks! She then proceeded to tell me how some wanker business type had tried to pick her up over the last couple of days even offering her cash, you cant make it up can you? She said he'd asked her for a drink, a meal, a cinema trip etc I had to laugh. I told her I wouldn't bother with any of that shit so she asked me how I would have tried to chat her up.
I said if you trust me come around here and I will tell you, and she did. I grabbed her gently but firmly by the back of her neck, pulled her into me, lowered my mouth to her ear and whispered, get your filthy body into my room cause I'm gonna FUCK you within an inch of your life.... she hooked her right leg around my left leg and pulled me closer and said "your on", but it will have to be quick because its only me here. Phew, my erection was stunning. I said give me 5 to get a shower and she said NO, you smell like a man, I want it raw.. I said When, she said NOW.
We started the walk to my room which nearly turned into a sprint with her fingers down the back of my jeans. I flashed the door opening card and walked in, closing it behind me as I pressed her up against it jamming my hand between her legs. I dragged her to the bed and threw her on it hooking my fingers in the crutch of her panties pulling them down as she hit the mattress face down. I pushed her legs apart and got my mouth around her pussy, she was already soaked and smelt of rampant woman. She laid there breathing heavily, I pulled her skirt up and slapped her bare ass and she wimpered. I had to undo my jeans as I couldnt get my fucking cock out the fly hole and got behind her letting my end rub up and down her cunt. Geez she wanted this cock badly as she managed to push herself down on me at just the right moment and up went my cock in one motion. She exhaled like I'd punched her in the stomach and started arching her back to ride me. I grabbed her by the neck again with my left hand and pulled her bra up with my right to free her tits.
I kept her on her back, lifted her ass up in the air pushing her knees onto her chest and licked her hard. She was on an orgasm already, I bit her cunt and again, she was fucking loving it. Holding her ass in the air I dragged 2 pillows under her to keep her where I wanted her and cock plunged her a few times filling her up with air. The noise was loud with the fanny farts but geez it got both of us even hornier in our few minutes of total lust.
I fucked her and fucked her and fucked her, she was nearly but not quite screaming until I slapped her tits as I rode this horny bitch senseless. I was getting close to cumming which she could feel as I thrust into her harder and faster, she said "my mouth, my mouth" but it was too late because as I pulled out of her I came all over her swollen cunt lips, stomach, tits and managed to hit her chin....

wowee I was panting for air, sweat dripping down my nose.. she lay there for maybe twenty seconds, trying to compose herself as she put her tits away, I wiped the sweat off my face with her panties and threw them at her. I brought her a towel to clean my spunk off her body and she got dressed, kissed me on the cheek, the FUCKING cheek!! and left the room.

10 out of 10 !!! #result




Saturday, March 23, 2013

Gang Bang part 2

ermmm

where was I?

We left the bar... on the A46... up the M40... she began to play with her clitoris, slowly doing that circular thing that keeps the mood going without the orgasm.

As we joined the M42, the motorway lights illuminated the car like a very slow yellow strobe light that highlighted her pussy every few seconds, she knew this as I do. I slowed right down as I passed trucks but none were looking down, she was horny & wanted action so as we passed the next truck I pulled her top down exposing her tits, switched the really bright interior light on and drove the same speed as he was.

I looked up as she began to laugh telling me "that bastards got his cock out" ffs what did she expect, a pencil sharpener? I cruised with the guy a few minutes then accelerated away as he tooted his horn and flashed his lights in desperation.
I drove on northwards on the M6 and then there were roadwork signs so I had to slow down to 40 MPH as the inside lane was closed. I tried to cover her up but no way, she was semi naked and loving it... eventually we had to stop due to traffic, I avoided the transit van as those drivers are semi human and we stopped by a truck. Of course I had the interior light off but he eventually looked down in his traffic jam boredom to see my wife laying on my passenger seat with her tits and fanny out. He yelled Oi, oi you.. she looked at him still circling her clit as the traffic in front began to move....... she was so turned on.

We stopped at the services in the truck area north of Birmingham.. the trucker followed us in and parked along side. I turned the interior light on so he had a good look at her, she was so hot and this looked like her number one cock of the evening ~~

To me a woman naked in a car playing with herself with the lights on is an invitation... ffs this guy needed a Royal Invitation. I switched the electric window down and asked him if he liked? 'Oh yeah' he said. ffs had I got to hold his hand?

The guy climbed out of his cab and walked over rather sheepishly... he stood by her window, I opened it, he just stood there for fucks sake, she reached or his fly, he realised this was or real at last.

He soon had his cock out, like lightning really as she held it in her hand, it wasn't a monster cock but it was the first one of the night, she got him painfully erect then sucked his end, placed a condom on it then got out the car and bent over, still embarrassed I said 'FUCK her ffs'  he did... all of about 30 seconds he was done the amateur.

I owed her 10p

To be continued ......

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Sex equality & Feminism

I thought it was about time this was said ~~ YES I agree with Female equality.

I'd like to live longer like most females do.

I would like to have sex at any time with as many people as I want like females are able.

I'd like to be able to have a child and get free accommodation by the state all paid for with benefits, that or strim the father who I hated and cheated on anyway.

I want to be able to call RAPE.

I want the ability to dress semi naked without getting arrested.

I want to get married then scam someone the rest of their life.

I want to be able to fake an orgasm.

I want to spend as little time working as possible.

I want to be able to show my body on the internet without being called a pervert.

I want 25k followers on twitter for my brains not my body.

I want to walk the #slutwalk as I am.

I want to be appreciated for who I am not what I look like.

I want to be able to expose my body as I see fit with the Law behind me.

I want more rights as I am a woman.

I want.............

Women's right?? I wish ............... I wish there was equality ~~




Thursday, March 14, 2013

Gang Bang part 1

Here we go.............

Its about 8pm on a Wednesday night, I'm watching TV while shes having a shower as I get a shout to 'come up here a minute'. Shes dried herself and is sitting naked putting her "special" makeup on! Immediately I know that look in her eyes ~ shes sexed up to hell and back. I fancy going out tonight she says, how are you going to make it exciting?
Thinking on my feet I said lets make some money? How she asked? I'm gonna sell your ass that's how, her eyes widened, really wide. Sounds good to me she said, 'How much is my ass worth"? 10 p a cock I said smirking at her... to make it interesting I will give you £100 when we get home if you make 10 cocks while we are out! Deal she said... this is what she had in mind ~~



OK so you are back....

She put on a really short skirt and off  to a bar we went so she could 'get herself in the mood'! We arrived at the !"£$% &*(_ an upmarket bar out of town, nothing like not shitting on your own doorstep. The bar was really quiet but then again it was midweek however there were about 7 or 8 guys looked like they had been football training enjoying a few beers. As I ordered the drinks she leant against the bar and lifted her foot up pretending to alter the strap on her high heel, this lifted her skirt as she flashed towards the guys, one lad saw her and said "look at her for fucks sake" as he pointed at her shaven hole. She was putting her foot down as the others looked over so they missed, taking the piss out of the one who had seen her pussy.

We went and sat down on a table for 2 with her facing the direction of the gents about 20 feet away. They have arm chairs in this particular venue so when she was sat down her ass sank into the leather cushion pushing her legs up.. ideal I thought.

It was only a mater of a few minutes when the lad who had an eyeful of her pussy walked past to the loo, she was ready. As he walked back it was straight towards us, she bent to the left, legs slightly apart making out she was reaching for her bag, yep, he got another face full. Us blokes aren't exactly subtle when it comes to women and one by one all the sportsmen went to the gents over the next 10 minutes. She flashed everyone of them then said to me will you fetch my coat out of the car as I'm bloody soaked As I got up to go to the car 2 of the guys were making their way to the gents again, like that wasn't bloody obvious. I came back with her coat and the 2 guys were talking to her, as I approached from behind them I could see her swollen lips, she, like the guys, were all loving it... they looked surprised and asked me 'you out somewhere special tonight'? she mouthed 'NO' at me, on our way home lads I said as I handed her the coat.

We left, she wanted some really dangerous fun elsewhere ... to be continued ~~